Obama Deserves The World Title: How Politics Mirrors Wrestling

In one of my recent articles I paralleled people’s ignorance of pro wrestling with the ignorance of lots of other industries, such as talk shows, reality TV, boxing and MMA, soccer, music and even the news, and explained that pretty much everything has elements of “fakeness” and “working”, manipulation and pulling the wool over our eyes. There is always somebody somewhere dictating what we see, hear and consume, and more often than not this is manipulated to create the most interest and therefore the most money. Who wants to watch Big Brother with no perceived conflict between housemates?

Where pro wrestling is simple entertainment and the “Hulkamania” from the 80s was harmless (although a little nauseating), something that is definitely not harmless is the Barackamania the world is experiencing now. We can suspend our disbelief and get wrapped up in the moment when Vince McMahon is trying to sell tickets to a wrestling event, but it’s extremely dangerous to suspend our disbelief and get wrapped up in an election. Just like a wrestler, Obama is acting and working his audience, wowing us with his mic work and the spectacle of his stage. His inauguration was like the set for Wrestlemania! Essentially Obama is a face (good guy) and the heels are whoever the US opposes. Instead of the elite McMahon family dictating what the wrestlers do and say we have the elite bankers and corporations meeting Obama. Instead of WWE.com covering the storylines we have Fox News, and for the small portion of the audience who want the backstage truth we replace Dave Meltzer’s Wrestling Observer Newsletter and Wade Keller’s PWTorch with Alex Jones’ Infowars and Paul Jay’s Real News Network. The problem here is that we are dealing with the well-being of the entire world, not 60 or so pro wrestlers.

George Bush started out as a face but due to his extended push on top fans began to get sick of seeing him and his weaknesses became exposed. He often fumbled on the mic and lacked charisma, causing resentment among fans who knew he lacked real talent. Although there were some that got wrapped up in his patriotism and fell victim to the marketing of his character, it became clear that a new superstar was needed to keep everyone believing. Enter Barack Obama, a star with the proverbial “it” factor that can talk the talk, walk the walk and whom looks good doing so. “Do you smell what Barack is cooking?” In wrestling terms Obama is that once in a decade mega star that causes a boom in popularity, much like Steve Austin or The Rock during WWE’s Attitude Era, or Hulk Hogan the generation before. Obama has won over the public who now blindly hang on his every word; and racism aside, being black is cool. But just like Hulk Hogan, can we really believe what he’s saying?

“Say your prayers and take your vitamins”
“We will pull our troops out of Iraq”

The first phrase was continually rammed down our throats during the 80s when Hogan represented all that was good about America. He’d fight the evil foreigners like the Sheik and wave his flag; however as documentary “Bigger Stronger Faster” pointed out, it was all a sham and Hogan’s “24 inch pythons” were actually the result of steroids, and this clean pure “America the great” ideology that seeped through in action films and sporting events was little more than myth. The world is full of cheaters; who do children look up to?


Which one is my girlfriend and which is my daughter brotherrr?

In recent years Hogan’s decent from real American Hero to sickening TMZ hound isn’t something that has just sprung on us, but is a result of new media. Would our perception of Hogan have been the same if during the 80s we had reality TV, Youtube and Myspace? Hogan has been exposed through these new mediums and is continually putting his foot in his mouth and revealing the deep rooted fame hungry money-blinded ignorance of his family. They just don’t get what real life is.


They should have just turned me heel

Although he still may be “over” with the uneducated masses that fall in line when his music hits and he flexes those muscles “brotherrr” us children of the internet age can see through the facade and are sick of what he stands for.

In the same vein of a stereotypical good guy pro wrestler, Barrack Obama says all the right things, smiles, kisses babies and portrays an image that the masses can get behind, but there’s a minority that see through his facade and know that deep down it’s all an act to some degree.


Barackamania running wild

Politics is fake.

Look at the bare bone facts about an election. Candidates are on a mission to win over their audience, simple as that. It’s a popularity contest. Those who can cut the best promo and tell the best story get the most votes. Just like wrestling. It has less to do with their policies and more to do with how they get across their points. And if things look bleak or there’s a tough crowd, take the old Hacksaw Jim Duggan route. “USA…USA..USA”. No American is going to oppose somebody that loves America, that would make you a terrorist of something. And also remember money funds a campaign from fliers to media air time. There’s a reason why WWE with its enormous bankroll swamps TNA and ROH. Now hypothetically if you were a wealthy oil baron that might benefit from the war in Iraq then you might just be inclined to help fund a presidential campaign that supported the war wouldn’t you?

Obama has a stylist, a publicist, people that help write speeches, probably some kind of voice coach; basically a whole entourage of people who’s job it is to make him look good. So when everything he does and says is carefully crafted by people with years of experience in mass manipulation, what exactly are we supposed to believe? His policies? Like Hulk Hogan, he is essentially full of lies.

One of his main promises which separated him from the Bush Administration was to bring the boys home and pull the troops out of Iraq, firstly outright, then within 16 months, but after becoming President this point that won him so many supporters has been thrown out. I guess because he’s so cool it doesn’t matter if he’s a liar. People still buy Chris Brown’s music even though he beat the shit out of his girlfriend. There are still people that think Chris Benoit should be a respected figure in wrestling’s history despite murdering his wife and son. It doesn’t matter, Obama is black, that means he’s hip and stuff. Only white people are pompous liars.

“Where did we get this sense that just because we have a black man as President everything is going to be OK…everything is NOT going to be OK.”
[Professor Griff of rap group Public Enemy].

Perhaps until the mid 90s it was rare for the average pro wrestling fan to talk about bookers, wrestling writers and the creative side of the product. Booking meetings were top secret and who was going to win and lose, drop the belt or where a storyline was going, was only the knowledge of the higher ups in WWE and WCW. With the internet, insider journalists that look at wrestling from a critical and business standpoint as opposed to pretending it’s real, have caused major headaches within the industry. Now it is not uncommon to have a major storyline leak and filter through the web of sources and internet sites that cover wrestling, until a good portion of the audience know what is going to happen before it airs on TV or PPV. Whereas this is simply interesting to know as a fan and may uncover some deeper rooted political agendas in the companies, at the end of the day it’s still entertainment, not life or death.

However, did you know that once a year over a hundred of the world’s most powerful politicians, bankers and corporate figures illegally attend a secret meeting where they reportedly book the world as if they were booking a wrestling show? They discuss monetary policy, war and even who they want to groom as the next world leaders? This is called the Bilderberg Conference and is only recently getting exposure from essentially the “dirt sheets” of the world.


The media is starting to take notice, but the controllers are the ones at the meeting

Just take a moment to breath and digest this information. This isn’t Vince and co grooming the next world champion and being exposed by the sheets like the Observer, but the world’s richest and most powerful people grooming the next world leaders and world polices being exposed by independent news reporters and activists! Bill Clinton attended the 1991 meeting before becoming president and Obama and Hilary’s much hyped 2008 meeting, was a myth, as they were in fact walking distance from the site of Bilderberg 2008. How convenient.

People who have attended Bilderberg include billionaire banker David Rockefeller, Rupert Murdoch (owner of News Corp), the Bush family, Tony Blair and advisers to UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, royalty, those from the federal reserve bank, other world bankers, scientists, politicians, Microsoft employees, and so on. Even the most closed minded people can see this is like something out of the Sopranos with the top Mafia bosses meeting to discuss how they can remain dominant and meet their money hungry needs.

All of these people at Bilderberg have intertwining interests, unfathomable power and the control over the majority of the world’s money and media. I highly doubt they are drinking tea and playing golf. Some claim with backed up sources that they decide Presidents and Prime Ministers beforehand, fund political campaigns, control what we read and watch, create wars, alter monetary policy and are slowly moving towards Globalization, one world government and currency under the control of these few. It annoys me that John Cena is world champion, it makes me feel scared and trapped in my own world to think that the real government and government policies in the UK and US are quite probably influenced more by a few elite bankers than any legitimate election from the people.

Whether you are one of those that will shun all of this for a conspiracy theory or are one of those that are firmly behind the ideas such as 9/11 being allowed to happen, or simply couldn’t give a crap about your freedom and rights, there are millions of unanswered questions that the people in charge are not answering, and attending secret meetings doesn’t instill trust in people during a time of confusion and economic bleakness. With the rise of the internet, no longer is the media controlled by just a few. We all have a voice and we should all do our own research and fact checking before we blindly start jumping on Barackamania.

We’ve exposed pro wrestling and can enjoy it on a new level, it’s time to expose politics. Pro wrestling is supposed to be sporting entertainment, democratic governments are supposed to be for the people.

At the encouragement of others you may also want to check out the following resources, although I by no means endorse them:
- InfoWars.com
- The Obama Deception (Documentary)
- TheRealNews.com
- Zeitgeist (Documentary series)
- Jim Tucker’s Bilderberg Diary (Book)

16 Responses to “ Obama Deserves The World Title: How Politics Mirrors Wrestling ”

  1. This is one of the best articles I have read on this site.
    Well done.

  2. I loved this article. Great job.

  3. Sooo…been to prison plant much lately? Thanks for enlightening the world on the Bildeberg conspiracy theory, that has been circulating on the Internet since the 90s.

    It’s bad enough wrestling site (with the exception of that excellent ecwonsciFi.twentyeyes.com) run computer crashing ads that use more resources than Age of Conan for you to view now you’re not only repeating Alex Jones’ asinine theories but YOU AREN”T CREDITING HIM. Really?

    Would it kill you to link to him?

  4. Wow some powerful stuff. The sad thing is I dont think your far from the truth.

  5. No because that would ruin what I’m saying. I’m just trying to get people to think, not run around with megaphones saying 9/11 is an inside job. And Bilderberg has nothing to do with Alex Jones. That’s like saying I can’t talk about WWE because another site talks about WWE.

    As for ads, sorry for trying to pay the bills. Don’t forget I visit my own site more than anyone and on my modest PC everything is fine.

  6. Check out a documentary on google video called “The Obama Deception”. It has Jesse Ventura and many others commenting on this very issue and many other hidden things most people have no idea about. Awesmoe flick!

    It is very close to what this article is all about. Matter of fact, the title of this article is almost a direct quote from Ventura in this movie.

    Do yourself a favor and check it out. Thanks for the article and have a greeat day!

  7. I’m looking to get Ventura’s book in the near future.

  8. Sweet! I can’t wait to read it, too. Lol I still have Ventura’s bumpersticker somewhere around here from when he was campaigning for governor here in Minnesota that says “My Govenrnor Can Beat Up Your Governor”. I never got around to getting his Governor Doll lol. But anyways, you really did a great job in writing the article. Nice to find another truth seeker.

  9. this is off topic, but is religion a big thing in America?. I wouldnt know since im from New Zealand and it means nothing here.

  10. Religion is a huge thing in the US. I’m from the UK but it’s quite obvious. You’ll find every religion and cult going.

  11. Kudos for a great article, Kee.

    I’ve been telling friends and family for a while now that Obama winning the election felt a little too perfect after 8 years with dipshit and the people with their hands up his ass making him talk. Almost stage-managed, if you will.

    It’s also raised my home country’s image around the world. Every taxi driver who takes me to work says, “Obama hao! Meiguo hao!” (”Obama is good! America is good!”).

    Yes, the fix is in. Once you discover that, it’s like swallowing the pill in “The Matrix”…only there is really nothing you can do about it other than try not to contribute to it any more than you have to. You also can never un-see it. The bliss of ignorance is gone forever.

    To answer Kyle B.’s question and your comment on religion in America…yes, it’s big but more and more people are becoming disillusioned with it every day. Especially Christianity. I’ve started calling History Channel and National Geographic channel “The Why The Bible is Bullshit Channels. Seems like they have a show disproving Christianity every night of the week (or at least it did before I left in 2005 and when I was home on vacation a couple months ago).

    Check out the movie “Jesus Camp” if you get a chance. You can see what the more extreme members of the Evangelical Christian movement are up to. It’s scarier than any horror movie you have ever seen.

    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”
    ~Seneca the Younger

  12. AIC- when The History Channel can prove the Bible is wrong, then come talk to me. Anyone can say anything and make it “prove” their views if they are the only ones talking on the show. Scientists can only fill-in-the-blanks with their own personal beliefs and many have proven the Bible’s truths.
    Kyle- as you can see, YES religion is a big thing in America for various reasons. First of all, we are a supposedly Christian nation that believes in the one true God. Secondly, we are the world’s melting pot, welcoming people from all walks of life and beliefs with open arms(as long as you come here thru LEGAL channels!). This makes for an interesting challenge! I personally don’t like it being called “religion”, since there are SO many to choose from. It is more someone’s spiritual beliefs and how sad there are countries where it “means nothing”. But, I guess as long as you are free to practice what you believe in, it works out well.
    This was truly THE best article I have read on this sight!

  13. Interesting point of view. I’m Australian, so I wasn’t able to vote for Obama, but I love him and think he’s great. He represents “change” and a new era in time. While I do agree that obviously he has help from a large team of people, not just for policy making but for building his image and fan base, I think he does mean well and genuinely wants to make a difference. If we apply your theory to everything and everyone in the world, we are all projecting a certain image of ourselves onto the world that might not neccessarily be our true selves. How many times have you wanted to scream at a friend, family member or colleague for something they did but don’t in the interested of protecting the relationship and saving face? Or how many times have you gone above and beyond your regular grooming/dressing/going out in public routine for a date or job interview? My point is that someone’s always grooming someone else to succeed and be liked in this world, and Barack Obama/WWE Superstars are no exception!

  14. Good job very insightful and well said. One day we might all wake up and smell what’s burning.

  15. I saw ‘Jesus Camp’, scared the crap out of me! Thank you Kyle B for confirming that New Zealand doesn’t really have any religious problems (except for maybe Prespertarians?). Ever since I watched ‘Flight of the Conchords’ I have been wondering about New Zealand since they never really make too much fun of religion, like it’s not a big issue to them. Even here in England there is usually a divide, no where near as much as in America but still something I would like to escape.

    I think I’ll book a one way ticket to New Zealand some time soon, and I’ll bring my mum!

  16. I found this article not only entertaining, but really pretty enlightening… There are a lot similarities between the wrestling world and the world of politics, and Obama and Hogan as well…
    Pretty damn slick to make the comparison, and I look foward to more smart writing on this web-site. I’ve just recently stumbled on it, and plan to keep coming back.

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