New IWS President Announced

By • January 8, 2009

FROM THE DESK OF NIC PATTERSON

TO: THE IWS WRESTLERS, STAFF AND FANS

It is with mixed feelings that I bring to you, the public, news that beloved junkie PCP Crazy F’N Manny will be relinquishing his duties as President of the International Wrestling Syndicate (IWS). For those unaware, My friendship with Manny began many years ago; we founded the IWS together. Certainly, you are all aware of My time spent as Nixon Stratus. I was IWS Champion for a long and successful title reign. It is with success in mind that I come to the second part of my announcement. Injuries and personal demons have left Manny unfit to lead the IWS into a successful and promising 2009. Manny, My dear friend, finding himself beat down and out, turned to Me, a successful man with His fingers on the pulse of the IWS’ best interests, and asked Me if I could help him out. It is My absolute pleasure to announce that effective immediately, I will be assuming the duties, responsibilities and title of IWS President .

What does this mean for the IWS in 2009? My mission statement is simple: I intend to design, cultivate and develop an IWS product the value of which has never before been seen. There is no doubt in My mind that with My insightful guidance the IWS will become the premier wrestling company in all of Canada, if not the world! Such is My ambition, and I am certainly a man who gets what He wants. Additionally, I promise you, the fans, to shake the IWS all the way to its very core. Changes will be made; Wrongs will be righted; All under the new Patterson Regime.

“What kind of changes will be expected?” you may ask. For the answer, you need only continue reading. As of this morning, Franky the Mobster is officially back on the IWS roster, and will be given the chance to avenge a most embarrassing loss; January 10th, at Season’s Beatings live from Le Skratch in Laval, Franky will get his rematch against the man who defeated him at the Medley: Twiggy . I have also taken the time to contact Samson about negotiating a new contract. Although he is busy with other commitments at the time, I look forward to sitting down with him in the near future concerning his IWS future. I have even taken it upon myself to hire talent scouts, in an effort to provide you, the IWS fans, with the best product possible.

Furthermore, because of the time consuming nature of My role as IWS President, I will be stepping away from announcing live at shows. Do not worry however those of you who will be disappointed. In My place, I leave a more than suitable replacement. Likewise as of this morning, the IWS’ new announcer will be none other than IWS old guard member “Iron” Mike Patterson . I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Mike back into the IWS family.

To conclude, it is My intention to rise above and beyond the call of duty here in the IWS. I plan on setting the standard for what a President should be. I intend to set the bar so high that God himself will have to stand on his toes to brush into it. Welcome to 2009, International Wrestling Syndicate. Prepare yourself for the ride of your life.