May 28, 2009, TNA Impact Results
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May 28, 2009, Impact Results
Orlando, Florida
Impact Zone
- This week’s TNA Impact is coming off of Sunday’s Sacrifice pay per view.
- Suicide def. Amazing Red with the Suicide Solution. A pretty even match and certainly not a blemish on Red’s part despite the loss.
- The Main Event Mafia is shown heading to the ring with a dejected looking Kurt Angle.
Sting gets on the mic and says that there will be some changes now that he’s in charge of the MEM. He adds that they have strayed from their original path and it’s time to put things back in their place. He then kicks out Jenna Morasca and Sharmell from the group claiming they are a distraction, which greatly upsets them as well as Kevin Nash and Booker T. He also fired Kurt Angle’s security team.
Samoa Joe then comes out and says that he has been ordered to take out the Main Event Mafia one at a time until only Kurt Angle was left. Then he said that he was ordered to kill Kurt.
- Mick Foley and Jeremy Borash make the announcement about the King of the Mountain tournament. Foley then told JB to put a “Jeff Jarrett Founder” sign up for sale on his Twitter account. Then he adds that Eric Young would take on Jarrett in a KOTM qualifier. Plus, AJ Styles will take on Daniels in another qualifier.
- Borash is with the British Invasion. Doug Williams tells JB that everybody who they took the briefcases from would have the opportunity to win it back. And tonight it will be a Ladder Match.
- In the back, Lauren is with Jenna Morasca who said that Booker would have had his arm broken at Sacrifice if she didn’t throw in the towel. Sharmell then stormed in and choked her until Booker T pulled them apart.
- Dr. Stevie interrupts an interview between Lauren and Sojourner Bolt. He says that he has mind control over Abyss and that Lauren should make an appointment by calling his receptionist.
- Doug Williams def. Cody Deaner in a Ladder Match thanks to a little help from the rest of the British Invasion. Sheik Abdul Bashir and Kiyoshi congratulated the group afterwards.
- Borash is in the back with Jeff Jarrett who said that his opponent Eric Young may be onto something by complaining so much. He also said that he wouldn’t talk about what happened at TNA Headquarters earlier in the day.
- Dr. Stevie called Abyss to the ring and said that they both had an addiction to violence, but he was civilized unlike Abyss. He then told Abyss to put on a straight jacket so he could hit him with a kendo stick. Lauren then ran out to make the save, but Stevie began threatening her. Raven then ran out and acted like he was going to attack Stevie, but wound up hitting Abyss with the kendo stick. Raven and Stevie embraced.
- Angelina Love (w/ Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne and Cute Kip) def. Sojourner Bolt. Post match Love fired Cute Kip for failing to beat Awesome Kong a few weeks ago. She then said that she was tired of beating the same Knockouts all the time and issued an open challenge. Enter WWE Diva Victoria.
Victoria cleared house and hit the Widow’s Peak on Love. She told the Knockouts champion that her challenge had been accepted. Victoria looked phenomenal. Far better than she looked while with WWE toward the end.
- Borash is in the back with Eric Young who says that he was tired of not getting anything in return from TNA. He added that Jarrett would never forget tonight.
- The Motor City Machineguns and Lethal Consequences announce that they have joined forces to find out who Suicide is.
- TNA World Champion Mick Foley came out to the ring. He announces that Samoa Joe will take on Kevin Nash in a Lethal Lockdown match. He then turned his sites to his title. He said that he needed to hold it for years and in order to do that he would only defend it once per year after Slammiversary.
- AJ Styles and Daniels are with JB when Samoa Joe interrupts. Joe apologizes and says that he wants things back to the way they were. Styles said they would be after the match.
- Jeff Jarrett def. Eric Young in a KOTM qualifier. Post match, Young beat down Jarrett and worked over his injured hamstring.
After the break JB was with Young who said that he told JJ that it would be a night he wouldn’t forget.
- Team 3D are in the ring to present Beer Money, Inc. with their winnings for the tag team tournament. 3D put over Beer Money and celebrated in style with beer toast to close the segment.
- AJ Styles def. Daniels in a KOTM qualifier after countering the Angel’s Wings into a roll up. Post match, Shane Douglas ran in and attacked Daniels with a chain and then ran right back out. Styles checked on Daniels as the show came to a close.




I record/DVR TNA Impact every week and usually fast forward/watch it in my off time. But this weeks TNA was good. Not as good as Smackdown but better than raw. They had some really good actual wrestling matches, and I was hyped about Victoria returning to wrestling. She looks to be in great shape still and she could really improve the wrestling ability of the knockouts and make them step up their game. All in all I enjoyed TNA this week except Joe stating he is going to kill kurt angle, lol, TNA sometimes goes a little over the top, he should have said he is going to end his career or break his kneck permanently, but thats TNA writing for you.
I recorded TNA for the first time last night. I was very impressed to say the least. Much, much better than RAW this week. Oh and Victoria was looking fine!!
victoria was fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was a great episode ten times better than raw
victoria is freakin hott!!!!
RAW is tanking….TNA is rising….Please TNA hurry up and get up there so the WWE can wake up and turn this crap around.
fuck you samoa joe !!