LOL: The Truth Behind Vince’s Hatred For Randay Savage; Its Linda
When Randy Savage left the World Wrestling Federation it sparked a mystery that until this day has never been solved. Why did Vince never bring him back? Why was his planned DVD canceled? Why wasn’t he in the WWE Hall of Fame? Many speculated that he slept with an underage 15 year old Stephanie McMahon, but if that’s the case then why weren’t the cops involved?
In truth it wasn’t Steph that he slept with. It was Vince’s wife Linda!
One of Dave Meltzer’s backstage WWE sauces claims that Linda is a sex crazed domineering mad woman, who repeatedly cheats on Vince, who only blames himself. In fact the releases of Bobby Lashley, RVD and Kenny Dykstra are all attributed to Linda’s antics according to the Wrestling Observ-her, although PWInsider-her.com claims Dysktra’s release was more to do with an incident with Pat Patterson.
Although Vince portrays an over the top testosterone filled macho man with grapefruits for balls, close friends say he often weeps backstage after shows. It seems only a real Macho Man can satisfy the needs of Linda McMahon.
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LOL this is the best one yet!
Meltzer’s backstage Sauces ROFL…
hahaha now that’s the funniest thang i ever heard bout linda mcmahon wow that’s a bummer for vince lol only a macho man can satisfy the likes of linda mcmahon
This is the kind of thing that gets news sites laughed at by guys like Jim Ross. Seriously, please stop with these…
Its called poking fun at myself and the industry. This sort of thing goes way back to when newspapers first began, in fact many still publish cartoons, political satires etc. This is just wrestling’s version. People can differentiate this from real news. Most people seem to like them.
Oh please…
Jim Ross is crankier than Oscar The Grouch with a meth hangover regardless of what the “news sites” are doing. Just once I’d like to see him “laugh” at something the “news sites” do/say rather than rant about it on a near daily basis on his blog.
Wrestling, wrestlers, and the wrestling industry are not above criticism, gossip, and satire.
Keep this up, Kee! It’s hilarious.
“People can differentiate this from real news.”
Most people can. Anyone who wants to slam “dirt sheets” is being given the perfect ammunition for it though.
My job isn’t to be Jim Ross’s best friend (although it might help in some instances) its to report on the industry he works in. I don’t particularly care if they link me on an industry news article. Its a bad analogy, but last time I checked most clebes don’t like the paparazzi.
The wrestlers that correspond with me know that I can get the news out there and that’s all that matters. It would be different if I was putting their name alongside the posts and associating them with the site and other sites I work for.
LOL wow that explains everything!!!