Angle Works Newspaper, Hemme Confirms Injury, Beer Money & Sting News
- In order to hype TNA’s upcoming house show in Manchester, England, Kurt Angle did a little work with TNA’s old pals The Sun newspaper.
One Manchester United’s biggest football players, Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo recently crashed his Ferrari and former TNA Heavyweight champion Kurt Angle told British tabloid newspaper The Sun that the government should “detain Ronaldo” for the time he and the rest of the Main Event Mafia are in Manchester! “His inability to drive, combined with his natural weakness as a soccer player, would make navigating the United Kingdom far too risky for an international celebrity such as myself with a pathetic fool like that out on the streets.”
“Soccer is a girl’s game in the United States, and since we set the rules across the globe, Ronaldo should abandon the sissy English game and get in the six sided ring of TNA like a real American.”
- Christy Hemme posted the following on her Myspace:
“So yes, it is true and unfortunately not a work… sorry, I really wish it was! I have two herniated disks in my neck. The doctors want me to have surgery right away but I found an alternative solution that could possibly get me back even quicker, woohoo! It is called NCR (neuro cranial realignment). I went to Seattle for a week to basically have rods shoved up my nose and into my head where they blew up a ballon to move my Sphenoid Bone (your temple bone) which apparently alines your entire body. Yeah, it was the weirdest feeling and grossest sounds I have ever felt and heard. My head moving and a lot of crunching… EWWWW! Anyways when all was said and done it made me an inch taller, straightened out my scoliosis and lordosis a ton and even my ears that were pretty crocked lol! My bones will continue to move for another month. The whole point to take all the pressure off those disks to let them heal on their own… come on lil guys heal hehe! To be honest this has been going on a while and I just didn’t know what it was, my body would give me as many matches as I needed to get though and then sometimes my neck would completely lock up and I would get numbness in my arms and legs… but I kept going and refused to stop until after a day of some heavy training when AJ “caught” me in some pain and basically told me we wouldn’t continue training until I got it checked out (thank you AJ, I can be a bit stubborn and invincible). So I went and got an MRI that revealed the little buggers! I desperately wanted to still wrestle and at least do my match at Genesis. It crushed me to be told no but I know that TNA is protecting me and I plan on having on hell of a career here… so if that means stopping for a millisecond then so be it… cuz Im coming back with more HEMME fire than EVER!! Thank you soooo much for all of your support XOXO, Christy”
- On Saturday night before “Genesis”, Robert Roode and James Storm of “Beer Money” were personally invited by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. to the NASCAR star’s nightclub “Whiskey River” in downtown Charlotte. Beer Money are pictured with Dale, Jr. above.
- TNA World Heavyweight Champion “The Icon” Sting is on the cover of the new “Inside Wrestling” magazine, available now at newsstands across the United States.




I can see why Angle wants to generate some more heat, and, to be honest, everybody has found it hilarious about Ronaldo smashing his Ferrari.
And as for criticising FOOTBALL, he just looks like a meathead moron.
Angle seriously needs to ditch TNA.
Hey Michael it is a work, that is why he made fun of the world’s most played game. You must be new to wrestling.
I think he’s aware of that, but his point is that it isn’t giving him the right kind of heat. The consensus is that Ronaldo is an idiot, meaning Angle is coming across as a cool heel and dissing football in general is just cheap heat.
Personally I don’t care for football, or for much in my country for that matter. Maybe if he dissed Dominoes Pizza I might boo him.
Learn how to spell Keelan.
Learn how to do other things with your life than pick out people’s spelling mistakes on the internet tommy