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You finally lost me

That might be because I'm a retard who got his Greek myths confused. Prometheus stole fire from the gods, brought it to humans and was punished by being chained to a rock and having his liver ripped out by by a bird every day for eternity.
Tantalus is who I was talking about in my post (but I mistakenly called him Prometheus). He stole ambrosia from Zeus's dinner table, brought it to Earth, sacrificed his son to make up for it (but put him in some kind of soup or something and tried to feed him to the gods, which further pissed them off) so he was stuck in a pond that came up to his waist and under a fruit tree for eternity. When he'd try to get a drink, the water would drop out of his reach. When he'd try to get an apple, the branches of the tree would raise up out of his reach. This is the origin of the the word "tantalize".
Hence, I am "tantalized" by all this MSG Classics talk.
Class dismissed! I have some windows to lick.
Jim Cornette, on Triple H: "And a sledgehammer? Jesus Christ, I wish he'd hit me in the head with it before he starts talking on TV."