One of the dumbest reasons for a feud I've ever seen was back in the olllllld ECW (which I've been watching a lot of lately) was Rockin' Rebel beating the hell out of Chris Michaels because Michaels's son was a Sal Bellomo fan.
Rebel actually stood in middle of the ring yelling, "I HATE YOUR KID!!!!"
Joey Styles pretending to fight back tears, his voice breaking and everything, when detailing the "end" of Sal Bellomo's career was unintentionally hilarious.
Eddie Gilbert (from Tennessee) battling Terry Funk (from Texas) for the title, "King of Philadelphia" was dumb on many levels. Although it did give us classic moments such as these, where Funk interviewed "Eddie Gilbert."
Eddie's subsequent trips around Philly with Paul E. so he could greet his "subjects" were so bad they were almost good.
Some of the early ECW stuff makes TNA look like the Attitude Era.
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Jim Cornette, on Triple H: "And a sledgehammer? Jesus Christ, I wish he'd hit me in the head with it before he starts talking on TV."