Favorite Line in Wrestling

What is your favorite wrestling line it can be anything..like a wrestlers or announcers catch phrase or just something that was hysterically funny that somebody said once in a promo or match

as a ROH fan one of my favorites ever is Jimmy Bower's DANGEROUSSSS when something insane happens

any great ones that just made you crack up over your years of watching wrestling

Everytime Jerry Lawler screaches "Oh my God!" - Classic!

Back when Ken Patera got out of prison and was making his comeback, he was feuding with Bobby Heenan. I remember Heenan saying, "He should form a tag team with Killer Khan and call it 'Killer Khan and Ex-Con.'"

Joey's oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwd
And that's the bottom line cos (insert word here) said so.

The Beautiful People have got me saying "reallllly" a lot like a fag + The Miz and Morrison ripped it off.

Anything from Bobby Heenan

Anything from heel Jerry Lawler

One's I'm sick of are "when the dust has settled and the smoke has cleared"
"There are two certainties in life death and taxes"
"Let me tell ya something..."

I love the way Michael Cole can really exaggerate a chair shot, "He just smashed that steel chair right on to his skull, this is sick!". We all know them chairs are made of tin foil Michael!

Shame I didn't know they were plastic back when I was 10, that freaking wooden garden chair knocked my senseless.

Whenever Ventura or Heenan would do commentary with Monsoon and say something really outrageous Monsoon would say "Would you stop?!". Something in the inflection of the voice always gave me a good laugh whenever he said that.

Another favorite was any announcer that said that one wrestler was going home with the "loser's/winner's share of the purse". As a kid I used really believe that nonsense.

Paul Bearer's "Ohhhhhhhh Yesssssssss". Plus the facial expressions that went along with it just put it that much more over the top greatness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDEwc7U5JQ&NR=1

Sounds like you still are buddy lol, But you cant go past undertaker "i like it, i ike to bleed, It Turns me On"

I was always a fan of the rock Saying "Jabroni" Not that i have a clue on earth what it means, Im gonna google it after this And also the Rock calling The coach a "Popcorn Fart" And also calling the Hurricane "The Hamburgler"

I had forgotten about that Hamburgler line - but that is a classic. The Rock might take top honors as far as mic skills go. Triple H could also easily take top honors; he's had some great ones - especially when insulting Vickie Guerrero (I loved it when he said he bought her some lingerie from Lane Bryant!) I'm racking my brain for anyone as memorable on the mic as those two - Jericho is good but doesn't have the zingers that Rock did. He had 'Ass Clown' going for a while. Piper was always too manic but had good mic skills as well. Steve Austin could also be in the top 3 - he definitely had some great mic skills and a lot of the humor elements as well.

Piper: Right when you think you got all the answers.....I change the questions!

Flair: Wooooooooooooo (Jet flyen, limo riden...you know the rest)

O and the best one Ive heard in years is when DX got in it this christmas..... Triple H making fun of Shawn bold spot! LMFAO!!! That one took the cake.



Walker Out

Some of my favourite lines were from Mike Adamle
E.G. Jamaican Me Crazy or when he called Jeff Hardy Jeff Harvey lol

my favrites are from jr and joey styles
"let bygones be bygones" by jr
"o my god" by joey styles